Testimonials (Kinda)

Real-ish Reviews from Definitely Real-ish People

We could show you heartfelt quotes from actual clients who loved their photos (and we might, somewhere else).
But this page? This is for the kind of feedback we wish we got. Honest. Unfiltered. Slightly chaotic. Extremely on-brand.

"I didn’t even know I could look this good in a photo. My mom cried. I cried. The bear cried. 10/10."

– Someone’s emotionally unprepared cousin

"I asked for golden hour… they gave me golden power. I’m glowing like I just got engaged to the sun."

– Possibly Beyoncé (unconfirmed)

"I was awkward. My fiancé was awkward. Now we’re awkward and iconic."

– Future legends

"Grizzwald told me to ‘smile like I just saw free snacks.’ I’ve never felt more understood."

– Snack enthusiast

"The narwhal made me cry. The lighting made me weep. These photos should be illegal."

– Person in soft focus

"I didn’t believe in magic until I saw the sneak peek gallery. Now I’m planning a second wedding to the same person."

– Very married and very into it

"They captured our love story and my double chin. I feel seen."

– Brutally honest, still gave 5 stars

"Would get engaged again just for another session."

– Serial photo taker

"The bear didn’t bite anyone and the photos were incredible. Exceeded expectations."

– Nervous guest at an elopement

"Photos so good my ex asked if we could get back together. Thanks a lot, NarBear."

– Glowing and thriving

Want a real testimonial?
Head over to [Our Actual Client Love Page] or… just book us and experience the magic yourself. We promise the bear is friendly and the narwhal knows lighting.